I believe...

...apple soda is the king of them all
...in the false belief that i will never be fatter than i am now
...in small, every-day miracles
...mulan wasn't attractive
...in procrastination
...sylvia plath was the best damn poet ever
...all males have brain damage
...celebrities are too overrated, and we should really celebrate people who help the world
...the people who wrote the messages on candy hearts need help
...mao ze-dong was clinically ill
...i will start a college girl rock band
...everybody has a beautiful voice
...in [some of] confucius
...in my friends
...the sole purpose of v-day is to make people suffer
...in group unity on the stage
...pocahauntas was half asian
...you have total control over your future
...in orange markers
...that life without color is meaningless
...in postsecret
...the 'no-two-snowflakes-are-alike' is false
...area 51 exists
...that laughter and sleep are better than any other medicine
...people on RPG's are just lonely
...hot sauce makes everything better
...in mascara
...karma and the 'wheel-of-fortune' exists
...asian preps are posers
...people in gangs are just insecure
...everyone radiates a different color aura
...in mood rings
...i will never understand true poverty
...i will never get over my materialistic nature
...the women on herbal essence commercials wear wigs
...haylie duff is a man
...sushi is the man-made, tangible version of 'sex'
...ricky ullman is an angel in disguise
...that there are angels among us
...the media rules over the concept of beauty too much
...haircuts are the devil
...feta cheese is the ambrosia from the greek legends
...in feng shui
...music is comfort food for the heart
...showers are designed to make the people who can't sing feel like they can
...onions are good for the soul
...fantasy books are the sex
...in God, but not a lot of the christian ideas
...school was designed to help us learn to fail
...the most unnoticed people are the most beautiful
...in peter lewis
...in believing in myself... i just haven't found me yet.